I had sex in the shower and now I’m deaf.

lemondifficult:

Monday: I’m so tired.
Tuesday: I’m so tired.
Wednesday: I’m so tired.
Thursday: I’m so tired.
Friday: I get to sleep in tomorrow!
Saturday: I’m so depressed.
Sunday: I want to die.

wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

(via jon-snow)

popculturebrain:

Webisode teaser: ‘Broad City' | Vulture

The show is coming back January 2015!

(via your-butthole)

i’m embarrassed to admit this but tbh i don’t understand where the lines for cultural appropriation are drawn. Like, if i wear a Disney Pocahontas costume, am i being racist? can i dress up as Sacajawea or Cleopatra, both historical figures i’ve admired without being offensive? was celebrating south american holidays in high school then continuing to celebrate them later though they are not my holidays bad? 

basically i want to know if i can dress up as Cleopatra without be racist because i honestly feel ignorant on this issue. 

therealstartrekcaptions:

i don’t know about the rest of y’all but i think this is my greatest contribution to the fandom thus far

therealstartrekcaptions:

i don’t know about the rest of y’all but i think this is my greatest contribution to the fandom thus far

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dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

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visualtraining:

the most unattractive quality to me in other people is constant belittling of what means a lot to others. being contrarian just to be contrarian. people who love to play devil’s advocate. a kind of smugness about everything. an air of being above everyone because you don’t care about anything deeply like the people you mock

(via trashqueensatan)

fannyann:

i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining 

(via heartattackle)

raresenses:

nappynomad:

socialjusticekoolaid:

The Ferguson City Council convened for the first time since Mike Brown’s death, and proved that they literally give no fucks about what the community has to say. Added to their vague, paltry proposed reforms, seems real change will have to come in Ferguson via the ballot box. I don’t care where you live folks— let this be a lesson in voting/participating in your local elections and government! #staywoke #farfromover 

My people getting it!

these people are the real heroes. not the military, not politicians, not the Hollywood actors. they risked their lives and livelihoods to challenge white supremacy and institutionalized racism.

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toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

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