If anything, at least I have fantastic legs

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

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"If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. "

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trexinvadingtheoperahouse:

I’m certain the Vulcans were like “We get that you’re half human, so you can keep ONE emotional/human response and you can use it as much as you like.”

And Spock was like “Sass.”

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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One of my clients started choking at work and i couldn’t get her to stand up or open her mouth so I had to get up behind her and yank her mouth open and reach in and finger out the food and I’m about to throw up from all the adrenaline pumping through me.

mitchdahbitch:

sometimes i forget how ugly i am so when i accidentally open the front camera on my phone i have an actual heart attack

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amporca:

trying on clothes is really hard when you hate yourself. liking someone is really hard when you hate yourself. eating is really hard when you hate yourself. life is really hard when you hate yourself

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poesdaughter:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

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cptnswns:

i’m constantly torn between wanting to watch new shows, re-watching old shows and attempting to have a life that doesn’t revolve around shows

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I want to lose 15 pounds by Halloween so I can be unstoppably hot in a ridiculous costume.

Second day

Second day

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

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dumberer:

Drag the picture.

dumberer:

Drag the picture.

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fuckyeah-workaholics:

all my feelings of today in one picture

fuckyeah-workaholics:

all my feelings of today in one picture